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Why are London road workers always digging up my road? Is it the 4th time or the 5th time in the past 8 weeks?
Where are the London Java Swing developers?
I need decent music for a wedding in Queenstown just after new years…
Angry clowns in El Salvador fear two murderers have smeared their jolly reputation.
Two men dressed in clown outfits in El Salvador shot a man five times in the face and stomach after he refused to give them money.
Local clowns fear the “monstrous act” will reflect badly on them.
“We are protesting so that people know we are not killers,” said professional clown Ana Noelia Ramirez. “The people who did this are not clowns.
-from msn.co.nz
Stuck in Gatwick Airport, waiting on flight to Berne. Not very impressed!
Still at Gatwick Airport, flight boarding at 1730, but now with food voucher
Still in Berne, flight boarding at 1730, but now with food voucher
Off to Amsterdam from heathrow now… Waiting at gate A9 Terminal 5
Still telling people